10 reasons why alcohol is better than woman:
1. Alcohol will never lie to you.
2. Alcohol will never cheat on you.
3. Alcohol wont ditch you.
4. A six pack is a good support group. Alcohol will always be there for you when you’re upset.
5. You don’t need to constantly tell alcohol you love it, although you’re welcome to if you’d like.
6. Alcohol wont care if you get with other girls. In fact, it will help you if they consume enough of it 
7. There’s no need to buy alcohol anything, just replenish it when you’re finished.
8. Your liver can take more damage than your heart.
9. You bought it, its yours until you’re done with it.
10. When you are done with it, you can take it to recycle and get money 
Feel free to add more if you’d like 
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