I <3 Alcohol.

10 reasons why alcohol is better than woman:

1. Alcohol will never lie to you.
2. Alcohol will never cheat on you.
3. Alcohol wont ditch you.
4. A six pack is a good support group. Alcohol will always be there for you when you’re upset.
5. You don’t need to constantly tell alcohol you love it, although you’re welcome to if you’d like.
6. Alcohol wont care if you get with other girls. In fact, it will help you if they consume enough of it
7. There’s no need to buy alcohol anything, just replenish it when you’re finished.
8. Your liver can take more damage than your heart.
9. You bought it, its yours until you’re done with it.
10. When you are done with it, you can take it to recycle and get money

Feel free to add more if you’d like

R.I.P.

My dad enjoyed many things. He enjoyed the outdoors, he enjoyed sports, he enjoyed being athletic. He loved his family, he loved children, he loved me and my sister very much. Even though he may have struggled at times, he never gave up. And he never stopped being a good influence for my sister and I. We will miss you dad, and you are forever in our hearts.

R.I.P. Tom Lankamer <3
November 17, 1954 – July 24, 2007

All apologies.

We all get upset at times. We all get depressed. While I’m learning to recover from it more quickly, the frequency of occurrences seems to be high. Then I drink… which is usually accompanied by regretful words or actions. I’m just sick of getting my hopes up about something and having them shot down. Consistent failure is never good for anyone’s emotional stability.

I am sorry to everyone who I have caused distress… and I thank those who have stood by me through it. I appreciate your understanding… But I still need to clear the clouds. I need to focus. Lift the confusion. I cannot seem to be able to turn the page to continue writing the book of my life. I just need a little boost. Just something to stop the lament, so I can move on.

And to those who have done harm… one day you will all regret it, especially you. You have caused more destruction than you could ever know. That is why I will never forgive you. That is why we shall not speak again. For you have had your chance, and will not receive another.

Women are evil.

Some men may be dicks, but it seems to get them results. Women enjoy it! And this makes them no better. If you’re sick of the way your ex boyfriend treated you, then why do you keep going back to him? Stop running from the nice guys and into the arms of assholes! If your current boyfriend is treating you great and you like him don’t be fucking greedy and want more! STOP CHEATING, LYING AND BEING DECEITFUL!!!

There are two kinds of women in this world: Bad girls who turn good and good girls who turn bad.
I personally want nothing to do with either. I don’t want some leftovers from like fifty other men, who has finally decided that she wants to settle down with a nice guy. And I certainly don’t want a girl who just up and decides she wants a divorce some day because she doesn’t think she has experienced enough in her life.

But then again, it doesn’t really matter because I can’t get either anyways!
All attempts result in one of three outcomes: Friendship, instant rejection, or being lead on. I’m sick of these fucking games you bitches play. Stay out of my head if you’re just going to fuck with it. Leave my heart alone if you’re just going to break it.

So when you consistently fail despite repeated honest efforts what can you do? If you cannot acquire things that you need or desire through being a good person should you change yourself? No, it’s hardly possible anyways. The answer is simple, give up. Why focus your energy on something you cannot have?

Some people do die alone Riley, deal with it.